- Is the toilet-paper theft a non-biblical sign of the apocalypse?
The non-biblical-signs-of-the-apocalypse game opens with the news story of Roger Pinkham, who stole 20 rolls of toilet paper from Lawrence, Massachusetts City Hall and gave police his brother David's name. The hosts riff on the folded rolls, police ID checks, and being your brother's keeper, and vote that the world gets more time.