Chat banter: NASCAR play-by-play and the Olympics

After CJ's song the hosts read the live chat (described as tangential and untrustworthy) and riff on NASCAR play-by-play radio on 98.3 - imagining Dale on turn four, a smoking tire, and Carl's stomachache - admiring how the announcers always have something to say. The talk drifts to the Tour de France as a 'bachelor soap opera' and Olympic commentary, where nobody cares about the sport itself but everyone loves the backstories.