Matthew the tax collector is framed as a party-animal outcast with money, prompting a Charlie Sheen pick from Dan and debate over whether Matthew had class or was just a thief. Chat suggests Tony Danza, Gene Simmons, and Philip Seymour Hoffman; another host casts David Paymer as the man who buys his way into the lifestyle; Pants's pick is Oscar Isaac. The segment includes a mini-lesson on first-century tax farming for Rome.