For Judas the creepy thief-traitor who sold Jesus for thirty coins, Dan makes the bold pick of Pee-wee Herman, arguing his creepiness would make the foot-washing scene unbearable. Another host counters with the Burger King as the smiling smooth operator; chat offers Steve Buscemi and Pants's list offers Rufus Sewell. The hosts agree you can never cheer for Judas on screen.