Dan's Kentucky drive and road-stop bathroom etiquette

Dan, addressed by name, confirms he drove to Kentucky and back — twelve hours straight, arriving home in the wee hours. The hosts then press him on where he 'facilitates' on the road versus at home, settling into a riff on motel bathrooms, cold seats, and the things people leave behind. Dan defends preferring home field or a motel where nobody has been in the last ten minutes.