Lord Jesus Christ of Northampton gets run over; the name-change debate

• What do you make of a man legally named Lord Jesus Christ?

A host reads a news story funneled by Pants: a 20-year-old driver cited in Northampton, Massachusetts, after running down Lord Jesus Christ — that is his legal first, middle, and last name — in a marked crosswalk; he was treated for minor injuries and released. The crew riff on whether the driver aimed for him, his church name tag, and whether he's mocking Jesus. Dan, addressed by name, says he'd never change his; Zach, addressed by name, admits he'd have sold out for Hollywood and reveals a DJ alias, 'Ace Cooler'; Mike, addressed by name, says he'd never change his.