A host tells the story of a creepy bearded old man who left a thermal tote on his porch and drove off in a white cargo van with a greyhound. Inside were three nested garbage bags containing a Christmas ham with an unreadable tag mentioning Southridge Mall and a new battery. The hosts debate whether it was a blessing or a poisoning, who the intended recipient was, and whether receiving an unwanted ham counts as looking a gift horse in the mouth.