Listener fire stories: Pants, Mike's barn, and the chat weighs in

The hosts trade fire stories after the earlier burn-pile tale: the Runnels tornado-cellar garbage fire with Pants soaking it up like a natural habitat, and Mike's hundred-year-old Amish-built barn that had to be burned per the loan terms (plus a failed endangered-owl scheme to save it). Chat listeners report setting a Taco Bell bathroom and their parents' bed on fire.