Garage sales, the Aunt Jemima painting, and the lottery

• Do you play the lottery?

A garage-sale riff: haggling etiquette, the fear of being the overpriced garage sale, Dave's story of a shopper asking for 'rare antiques' ('if I knew they were rare antiques, do you think I'd be selling them in a garage sale?'), and a daughter's roommate finding a painting at a garage sale appraised at $10,000. It closes with Dave asked whether he plays the lottery ('occasionally... voluntary taxes') and a host admitting he tried to return a ticket.