Reserve police officer: immigration and firemen vs cops

Asked about being a reserve police officer in Pleasant Hill, Dave Funk describes the training and the team, notes he arrested a drug dealer a month earlier, and delivers his immigration line: an 'undocumented worker' is like that dealer — 'really just an unlicensed pharmacist' — asking 'what part of illegal don't you understand?' He closes with the fireman-vs-cop joke: a fireman runs in asking who to save; a cop walks up thinking about the paperwork.