Quiz: things heard to raise money on Christian radio

• Which of these outrageous quotes was actually heard on a Christian radio fundraiser? (four rounds)

Four quiz rounds where the studio picks which outrageous quote was genuinely heard on a Christian radio fundraiser: "we are busy and don't have time to spread the gospel" (correct), a communal prayer for callers to "do the right thing and give generously," pledging money you don't have as "stepping forward in faith," and "$1,000 makes you an apostle" ($2,000: archangel). The invented decoy answers were written by a host; the real quotes all came from one station's two-week fundraiser.