Chocolate milk stories
Fairway's donation of chocolate milk for the Saturday Roof Project sparks a run of chocolate-milk stories: one host's hatred of the Robert's brand, the swapped soy-milk prank, and Ben's fixation on keeping chocolate milk front and center in the fridge. Pasteurization gets a mock-scientific treatment. The bit closes on the joke of growing a third arm from ultra-pasteurized milk.
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