Dear LFTP: what to do with two unused graduation gowns

• What should I do with two unused black graduation gowns and caps instead of throwing them away?

The reader (speaker-0) reads a Dear LFTP letter from someone downsizing who owns two black graduation gowns and caps in excellent condition and wants ideas beyond the landfill or Halloween costumes. The hosts roast the writer for not spending ten seconds Googling, mock the 'sentimental' objections, and advise giving them to a school counselor's office, Goodwill, a neighbor, or Craigslist. The Secular answer is read: contact the administration of local schools or community groups that could use them.