Comedy bit: gluten-free pancakes, fake sugar, and gross-out food riffs
A long comedic riff: terrible gluten-free and banana pancakes, sugar-free Smucker's syrup that 'tasted like sadness' and got thrown away (the taster tweeted Smucker's 'you've done me wrong'), box Kraft mac and cheese as the only legitimate mac and cheese, a flour grinder that sounded like 'a herd of elephants inside a nail factory,' almond milk skepticism, a 15-page apple cider vinegar Facebook tag that ended a friendship, and a soda-drinker's theology of death at 65.
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