Non-biblical signs of the apocalypse

• Is it legal to drink somebody's blood?
• Is flushtracker.com a sign that the end is near?

The full bit: absurd real news stories are presented as possible signs of the end times, with the studio and chat voting 'the end is near' or 'we've got more time' after each. Signs covered: flushtracker.com (a site for tracking your flush on Google Maps, from London's Metro, World Toilet Day edition); a taxidermy piglet piggy bank by Belfast designer Cullen Hart (£2,500); a 59-year-old teacher in Saitama Prefecture, Japan using 'sexual harassment dice' (hug/kiss/snot/forgiven) for classroom punishments; a Bible.com shareholder (James Solakian) suing the board for failing to profit from the domain; jesustoasters.com and its $39.95 Jesus-image toaster; Buffalo Bills receiver Stevie Johnson blaming God on Twitter after dropping a game-winning pass; and two self-described Arizona pagans/vampires (Bob Maley, Amanda Williamson, Aaron Homer) arrested after stabbing their roommate to drink his blood. Tangents include a Glee 'Jesus toast' episode, meeting the band Superchick, and plans for a three-man 'It's a Wonderful Life' Christmas special.