Church-potluck food anxiety comedy

A long comedy bit on refusing food brought 'out of the kindness of their heart': smells like a dumpster fire, cat hair, electrician's knowledge of people's kitchens, and the risk of syringes in the potluck pie — with communion-juice baked into a special recipe as the solution. It rolls into gluten-free Christmas cookies given to the mail carrier and a debate over 'flour' — almond flour is just ground almonds, almond milk is almond water, because to be milk it has to come out of a teat.