Solomon: eight marks of a sluggard

For the Solomon round, the hosts read an article listing eight marks of the sluggard from Proverbs: he will not start things, will not finish things, will not face hard things (the "lion in the streets" excuse), is anxious and restless, has constant trouble, is a nuisance to others, is self-deceived (Proverbs 26:16, "wiser in his own eyes than seven men who can answer sensibly"), and will not become a leader. The hosts self-diagnose along the way: Dan confesses to a blown-off siding repair ("Number one, Dan is a sluggard"), Nathaniel quotes "a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands," and the room debates whether unfinished projects signal laziness or just an overbooked life.