'Is This Love?' with Ella's scenarios

• A boyfriend gives flowers, chocolates, and cuddles on Valentine's Day but sits by his girlfriend's best friend — is this love?
• A man hasn't worked in four years, has no intention of getting a job, and expects dinner ready every night — is this love?

The game begins with Ella Fust (rendered 'Ella Fousse' in the transcript) providing scenarios. After a procedural poll ('Is Mike able to vote?'), the rounds include: a clown approaching a married woman; a Valentine's scenario (flowers, chocolates, cuddles — but he sits by her best friend) judged love, since it's a surprise-proposal setup ending in the Cayman Islands with a kid named Allison Ray ('Mike Fusser' gets cast as the husband); and a man who hasn't worked in four years, has no intention of getting one, and expects dinner ready nightly — judged not love, with Leila coming on strong ('No. They should get a divorce'). The stay-at-home-dad riff spirals into mini-duck and drug-dealing jokes before a host declares 'I hate this game. This is capitalism. We've been rused.' The old-school advice column is jokingly offered as 'Deuteronomy Dan.'