'Today was supposed to be the rapture': May 22nd, October, and readiness

• What do you do on May 22nd if the rapture does not happen?

The hosts note today — May 21 — was supposed to be the rapture, and joke through the aftermath: what do you do on May 22nd, 23rd, 24th? Camping's revised date of October gets an 'Until October.' They turn serious with the readiness question — 'If it was in the next 10 minutes, are you ready?' — then a comedy bit: one host misuses the word 'theocracy,' another looks it up ('a system of government by priests claiming a divine commission'), and they riff on being outside the system.