- Which celebrity would actually be your buddy if you met them?
- Where do you see yourself in five years with your music?
- What kind of venue would be the most fulfilling to play every night?
A rapid-fire round: Ashton's five-year music outlook (one step at a time, wherever God leads; prefers intimate venues, seg-01062–00083) and then the celebrity-buddy hypothetical — who would actually like you back if you met them (seg-01391–00392). Picks include Elvis, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell (Ashton); John Stamos and Dave Coulier of Full House; Russell Crowe — with a bit where Ben imagines calling him "a phony" until he weeps (seg-01207–00231); Bill O'Reilly (Dan, seg-01291–00298); Danny Glover, Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon, Ed Holmes, Jason Bateman, Steve Carell, Kevin James (Danielle); John Krasinski and John Goodman; and Luke Wilson.