Chat-prompted scary stories: Ashton's all-night Michael Myers/Halloween marathon ended by his sister looming over him in an It clown mask (seg-01451–00479); a studio voice's tale of grabbing a guitar in his underwear during a suspected break-in (seg-01481–00485); and the running bit that a man in a house fire must wear pants to be effective, while sweatpants are "for women and children" (seg-01491–00535).