Pants calls in: his defense, the "Open Forum" impression, and a live show-open read

Pants calls in to dispute the hosts' version of the lost Captain Morgan stand-up; Mike, addressed by name, is asked to tell the hosts' version first, and Pants counters that the Captain went on a smoke break and was simply never picked back up. The hosts then have Pants perform his dead-on Brother Camping "Welcome to Open Forum" impression and cut a live "You're listening to Live From The Path" show-open voiceover, trying lower deliveries until it lands.