The Pirate Eye Exam T-shirt business and other joke shirts

The crew discusses the random T-shirt business one host started with a buddy: his "Pirate Eye Exam" design (a pirate reading an eye chart, all 'arr's) sold, while "I Kissed Philippe" — a donkey — did not, though he bought one for the baby. The best seller was a bear with deer antlers captioned "beer question mark," and there's also a Barry Goldwater "I am the business" shirt. They debate who actually invented the Pirate Eye Exam design.