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Bit October 26, 2015 · 7:48 · 4 min

Traits 15-16: hardwood floors and the intruder side of the bed

The hosts reject #15 (the modern man must have hardwood floors) as overly exclusive. #16 (sleeping closer to the door so the intruder meets the husband first) gets a warmer reception: a host defends it as the same instinct as walking a lady on the street side, while others note the average man would sleep through the break-in. The segment ends with a co-host's story about an untested dinner-bell alarm clock that scared him fully out of bed on first use.

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