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Dear LFTP September 24, 2018 · 41:53 · 5 min

Dear LFTP: mom named her stores after me

  • My mom named her two successful clothing stores after me and I hate it -- what should I do?

Mike reads a listener letter: her mom owns two successful women's clothing stores named after her, and she hates it; her family says she's being ridiculous. The verdict is unanimous: give it up, you're overreacting, it's a compliment -- nobody confuses a storefront with your identity ('I go past a bar called Luke's...'). The 'Secular' answer suggests going by her middle name or legally changing it. Riffs follow on a clothing store named after Ben, Wendy's, Culver's, Burger King, the two Mike Fooses (Wisconsin's Metro Waste manager vs. the local one), Dan's mom Bernice going by Peggy, and Mike's would-be alias 'Santos Fuster.'

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