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Bit November 27, 2023 · 1:20:31 · 9 min

Things we thought were in the Bible

The hosts trade stories of things they were sure were in the Bible but aren't: the host's vivid memory of praying for a battle rock at sixteen that a host admits was wrong; Dan's discovery that the patriarchs (Abraham, Isaac, Jacob) were all dysfunctional, killing the idealized nuclear-family model; a host's belief that Ananias and Sapphira were electrocuted (Acts 5) and that the armor of God has a 'sword of truth' instead of a belt of truth (Ephesians 6); and Micah's learned correction that the wise men came to a house, not the manger (Matthew 2), plus children's-Bible sanitizing of Jonah and Noah. The Bob Eisenlauer complaint line gets plugged, and Boova's John 17 Judas question is held for next week.

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