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November 3, 2025 · 22:04 · 4 min

God is the opposite of efficient; David's long road

The hosts agree God is "the opposite of efficient," illustrated by David being chosen king yet waiting years, ruling half the nation, and being run out by his son before returning. The conclusion: the means matter, the end does not justify the means, and the best most people can do is "fart around and participate" faithfully.

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