Dear LFTP: the shoplifting friend, and outro

• Should I reach out to my shoplifting friend and suggest friendship without shopping, restaurants, or music?

The final letter: a listener said goodbye to a twenty-year friend after catching her shoplifting once and noticing she doesn't tip, then catching her sneaking into a musical event — and asks whether to suggest walks-only hangouts. One host shares his own wheelchair/FYE story where a friend hid Ozzy Osbourne's discography in his chair. The hosts conclude the evidence is thin and comedic, urge telling the friend directly instead of quietly cutting her off, and read the Secular answer ('a moose needs a hat rack'). The show closes with the Bob Eisenlauer complaint line, an ASCII self-portrait gag, and the 'be faithful in the means; God will handle the ends' benediction.